She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My cat gives me a boner
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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