did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
