I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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