doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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