Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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