butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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