it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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