girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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