what day is it and did you see me today?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
third nipple confirmed
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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