Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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