Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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