I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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