Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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