She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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