what is it with giant penises always finding me
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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