Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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