im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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