They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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