Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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