go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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