OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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