im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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