where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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