So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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