Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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