She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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