Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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