Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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