You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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