She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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