One girl and one boy is just not enough.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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