I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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