did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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