So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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