He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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