Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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