i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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