New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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