I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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