Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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