the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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