Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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