I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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