Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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