My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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