JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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