when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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