found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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