I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize