Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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