That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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