Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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