my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Randomize
