DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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