I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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