DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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