yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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