I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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